View from the comfy chair

Iwas relaxing in my comfy chair when my wife yelled, “Joel, it’s time to buy yourself a new chair! It’s worn out!”I pretended to be sleeping so I did not have to respond. My chair is not worn out, I just got it broken in.I could not fall asleep; the wind was howling and gusting. I get a little nervous whenever a high windstorm comes through as things can happen in a storm....