View from the comfy chair

Iwas finally settling into my “Comfy Chair” ready for a much deserved opportunity to study my eyelids, and I heard my wife call out, “Joel, get up! You have to go to town, we are out of butter!” I replied, “Out of butter, how? Why? Oh no!” She said,”You used a whole stick of butter on your popcorn last night and the rest on your toast this morning!” I thought to myself, how coul...