View from the comfy chair

Iwas relaxing in my “Comfy Chair” when I was abruptly interrupted by my wife shouting from the bathroom: Joel, we are down to our last roll of toilet paper. Please run to town and buy some before we are all out!” I agree there is some urgency to this request, but I was almost in REM sleep. “Okay, on my way!” I replied.I walked into the store and arrived at the bathroom tissue a...