View from the comfy chair

I was attempting to take a morning nap in my “Comfy Chair” with my legs down, a posture that I use for a short nap; suddenly, I felt excruciating pain in both of my legs. My dog, back from a recent surgery, decided to bash into my legs with the “Cone of Shame!”What is the infamous cone that tried to peel the skin off my legs, you ask? When a dog undergoes surgery and requires sti...