I will huff, and puff, and blow your tree down!
Iwas relaxing in my comfy chair, and my wife yelled out, “Joel, it’s time to buy yourself a new chair; it’s worn out!” I pretended to be sleeping so I did not have to respond. My chair is not worn out – I just got it broken in. I could not fall asleep; the wind was howling and gusting.
Some kind of rare storm with a barometer reading so low that if it were over the ocean, it would be a category 3 h…