View from the comfy chair

Iwas relaxing in my “Comfy Chair”! I was abruptly interrupted when my wife shouted from the bathroom,” Joel, we are down to our last roll. Run to town and buy some bathroom tissue before we are ran out!” No one wants to hear, “We are out of toilet paper!” Panic can ensue with a statement like that, similar to, “Head for the basement – there is a tornado warning!” or “The temperature is going down …