I was enjoying a nice afterlunch nap in my “Comfy Chair,” and I felt my right shoulder begin to shake. I heard, “Joel, you promised to bring up the Christmas decorations from the basement so we can start decorating today!” I replied: “I’m on it!”
I shook off the “Sandman’s” eye dust and slowly exited my chair. I made it down the stairs to the basement and entered the catacombs in the non-finished b…